Cretin Hop

There’s no stoppin’ the cretins from hoppin’
You gotta keep it beatin’
For all the hoppin’ cretins

Cretin! Cretin!

I’m gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won’t stop
Doin’ the Cretin Hop
Cretin! Cretin!

1-2-3-4
Cretins wanna hop some more
4-5-6-7
All good cretins go to heaven
Rockaway Beach
Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum
The sun is out and I want some

Rockaway Beach

Rockaway Beach

Up on the roof, out on the street
Down in the playground the hot concrete
Busride is too slow
They blast out the disco on the radio

Rock Rock Rockaway Beach
Rock Rock Rockaway Beach
We can hitch a ride
To Rockaway Beach

It’s not hard, not far to reach
We can hitch a ride
To Rockaway Beach

I Don’t Care

I don’t care
I don’t care
I don’t care
About this world
I don’t care
About that girl
I don’t care
I don’t care
I don’t care
About these words
I don’t care

Here Today, Gone Tomorrow

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
I love you
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
I love you
I do, I do

But I told her why we just can’t make it
I want you still but just can’t take it
The time has come we oughta break it
Someone has to pay the price

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
It’s over
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh
It’s true, it’s true

And I think of times we were together
As time went on it seemed forever
But times have changed

I Wanna Be Well

Yeah, I wanna be well
I wanna be well
I wanna be
I want I want I want
I want I want I want
Yeah, I wanna be well

I want my
LSD, golly gee,
DDT, wowee!
Daddy’s broke
Holy smoke
My future’s bleak
Ain’t it neat

Teenage Lobotomy

Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy!
DDT did a job on me
Now I am a real sickie
Guess I’ll have to break the news
That I got no mind to lose
All the girls are in love with me
I’m a teenage lobotomy

Slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
Now I guess I’ll have to tell ‘em
That I got no cerebellum
Gonna get my Ph.D.
I’m a teenage lobotomy

Sheena Is A Punk Rocker

Well the kids are all hopped up and ready to go
They’re ready to go now
They’ve got their surfboards
And they’re going to the discotheque a go go
But she just couldn’t stay
She had to break away
Well New York City really has it all
Oh yeah, oh yeah

Sheena is a punk rocker
Sheena is a punk rocker
Sheena is a punk rocker now
She’s a punk punk, a punk rocker
Punk punk, a punk rocker

Locket Love

Lovely lovely locket love
You could use a little of
Hang a chain around you
You’re hangin’ too
Hang on a little bit longer
Hang on you’re a goner

Lovely lovely locket love
Cause a picture never does
Try to expose you
For what you put me through
Hang on a little bit longer
Hang on you’re a goner

Never never can tell
How hard you fell
Lovely lovely locket ’cause
The best poison of

I Can’t Give You Anything

You better know what you want
You know how little I got
I can’t give you anything

You think I’m real cute
But who’s gonna briing home the loot
Make up your mind about
Hope you don’t doubt, that
I can’t give you anything

Do You Wanna Dance?

Do you wanna dance and hold my hand
Tell me baby I’m your lover man
Oh baby, do you wanna dance

Do you do you do you do you wanna dance
Do you do you do you do you wanna dance
Do you do you do you do you wanna dance

Well do you wanna dance under the moonlight
Squeeze me baby all through the night
Oh baby, do you wanna dance

Well do you wanna dance under the moonlight

We’re A Happy Family

We’re a happy family
We’re a happy family
We’re a happy family
Me mom and daddy

Siting here in Queens
Eating refried beans
We’re in all the magazines
Gulpin’ down thorazines

We ain’t got no friends
Our troubles never end
No Christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men

Daddy’s telling lies
Baby’s eating flies
Mommy’s on pills
Baby’s got the chills

I’m friends with the President

Needles & Pins (Early Version)

Why Is It Always This Way?

Hey hey hey
Why is it always this way

Last time I saw her alive
She was wavin’, wavin’ bye bye
She was contemplating suicide
Now she’s lying
In a bottle of formaldehyde
And oh, I just don’t know
Why I can’t let her go
Oh I just don’t know

Hey hey hey
Why is it always this way

Last time I saw her alive
She was going to the wash and dry
She was outside hitchin’ a ride
Now she’s lying

Ramona

Hey Johnny, hey Dee Dee
Little Tom and Joey
You know we’re comin’ over
Sweet sweet little Ramona
You’re getting better and better
It’s getting easier than ever
Hey you kids in the crowd
You know you like it
When the music’s loud

Sweet sweet little Ramona
she always wants to come over
Sweet sweet little Ramona
I think I’ll try and phone her

I let her in if you’re wondering why

Slug (Demo)

Surfin’ Bird

Well everybody’s heard about the bird

Bird bird bird
Bird is the word

Don’t you know about the bird
Well everybody knows that the bird is a word

Bird bird bird bird is a word

Gonna take a chance on her one bullet in the cylinder
And in a moment of passion get the glory like Charles Manson

Gonna smile, I’m gonna laugh you’re gonna get a blood bath
And in a moment of passion get the glory like Charles Manson

You gotta go go go go goodbye glad to see you go go go go goodbye

Now I know the score I don’t need you anymore don’t want
You cause you’re a bore I need somebody good I need a miracle
Should I take a chance on her? one bullet in the cylinder

Gonna smile, I’m gonna laugh they’re gonna want my autograph
And in a moment of passion get the glory like Charles Manson

You gotta go go go go goodbye Glad to see you go go go go goodbye
Goodbye

GIMME GIMME SHOCK TREATMENT 1.40

I was feeling sick I was loosing my mind I heard about these treatments
From a good friend of mine he was always happy smile on his face
He said he had a great time at the place

Peace and love is here to stay and now I can wake up and face the day
Happy happy happy all the time shock treatment, I’m doing fine

Gimme gimme shock treatment Gimme gimme shock treatment
Gimme gimme shock treatment I wanna, wanna shock treatment

I was feeling sick I was loosing my mind I heard about these treatments
From a good friend of mine he was always happy smile on his face
He said he had a great time at the place

Peace and love is here to stay and now I can wake up and face the day
Happy happy happy all the time shock treatment, I’m doing fine

Gimme gimme shock treatment Gimme gimme shock treatment
Gimme gimme shock treatment Gimme gimme shock treatment
Gimme gimme shock treatment Gimme gimme shock treatment
Gimme gimme shock treatment I wanna, wanna shock treatment

I REMEMBER YOU 2.18

I remember you I remember You I remember you

I remember lying awake at night and thinking just of you
But things don’t last forever and somehow baby
They never really do They never really do

I remember you I remember You I remember you

I remember lying awake at night and thinking just of you
But things don’t last forever nd somehow baby
They never really do They never really do

I remember you I remember You I remember you

I remember you I remember You I remember you
I remember you, you I remember you I remember you

I remember lying awake at night and thinking just of you
But things don’t last forever and somehow baby
They never really do They never really do

I remember you I remember You I remember you

I remember you I remember You I remember you
I remember you

OH OH I LOVE HER SO 2.03

I met her at the Burger King we fell in love by the soda machine
So we took the car downtown the kids were hanging out all around
Then we went down to Coney Island on the coaster and around again
And no one’s gonna ever tear us apart cause she’s my sweetheart
All right, oh yeah

Oh oh I love her so Oh oh I love her so Oh oh I love her so

Oh oh I love her so Oh oh I love her so Oh oh I love her so

Hanging out on a night like this I’m gonna give her a great big kiss
I’m gonna make her mine and everything’s gonna be real fine

I met her at the Burger King we fell in love by the soda machine
So we took the car downtown the kids were hanging out all around
Then we went down to Coney Island on the coaster and around again
And no one’s gonna ever tear us apart cause she’s my sweetheart
All right, oh yeah

Oh oh I love her so Oh oh I love her so Oh oh I love her so

Oh oh I love her so Oh oh I love her so Oh oh I love her so

SHEENA IS A PUNK ROCKER 2.45

Well the kids are all hopped up and ready to go
They’re ready to go now they got their surfboards
And they’re going to the discotheque Au Go Go
But she just couldn’t stay she had to break away
Well New York City really has is all oh yeah, oh yeah

Sheena is a punk rocker Sheena is a punk rocker Sheena is a punk rocker now

Sheena is a punk rocker Sheena is a punk rocker Sheena is a punk rocker now

Well she’s a punk punk, a punk rocker
Punk punk a punk rocker Punk punk a punk rocker Punk punk a punk rocker

Well the kids are all hopped up and ready to go
They’re ready to go now they got their surfboards
And they’re going to the discotheque Au Go Go
But she just couldn’t stay she had to break away
Well New York City really has is all oh yeah, oh yeah

Sheena is a punk rocker Sheena is a punk rocker Sheena is a punk rocker now

Sheena is a punk rocker Sheena is a punk rocker Sheena is a punk rocker now

Well she’s a punk punk, a punk rocker
Punk punk a punk rocker Punk punk a punk rocker Punk punk a punk rocker

Sheena is a punk rocker Sheena is a punk rocker Sheena is a punk rocker now

Sheena is a punk rocker Sheena is a punk rocker Sheena is a punk rocker now

Sheena is a punk rocker Sheena is a punk rocker Sheena is a punk rocker now

CARBONA NOT GLUE

Wondering what I’m doing tonight I’ve been in the closet and feel all right

Ran out of Carbona Mom threw out the glue
Ran out of paint and roach spray too It’s TV’s fault why I am this way

Mom and pop wanna put me away From the early morning movie to the late late show
After it’s over nowhere to go And I’m not sorry for the things I do

My brain is stuck from shooting glue I’m not sorry for the things I do

Carbona not glue

BABYSITTER 2.44

She says she’s babysitting tonight She says come over, it’s alright

On the couch with my special one But don’t tell me what we won’t have fun
On the couch with my special one But don’t tell me what we won’t have fun

She says she’s babysitting tonight She says come over, it’s alright

Yeah, ya know we’ll have the TV on Aren’t we glad that the folks are gone
Yeah, ya know we’ll have the TV on Aren’t we glad that the folks are gone

She went to see if the kids were asleep
She says they’re quiet expect for one little creep

We can’t start kissing and I’ll tell you why
We can’t start kissing ’cause the kid’s a little spy

She says she’s babysitting tonight She says come over, it’s alright

She says she’s babysitting tonight She says come over, it’s alright

Allright

SUZY IS A HEADBANGER 2.10

Ooo-whee, do it one more time for me! Ooo-whee, do it one more time for me!

Can’t stop stop that girl there she goes again I really really love
To watch her watch her headbangin’ Suzy is a headbanger Her mother is a geek
Do it one more time for me Ooo-ooo-whee! Ooo-ooo-whee!

Headbanging, Headbanging, Headbanging, Headbanging!
Headbanging, Headbanging, Headbanging

PINHEAD 2.43

Gabba gabba we accept you we accept you one of us
Gabba gabba we accept you we accept you one of us

I don’t wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a nurse that I could go for
I don’t wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a nurse that I could go for

I don’t wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a nurse that I could go for
I don’t wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a nurse that I could go for

D-U-M-B
Everyone’s accusing me

I don’t wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a nurse that I could go for
I don’t wanna be a pinhead no more I just met a nurse that I could go for

NOW I WANNA BE A GOOD BOY 2.12

Now I wanna be a good boy I don’t wanna be bad
Now I wanna run away from home now I wanna be on my own

I just wanna be a good boy I don’t wanna be bad
Now I wanna run away from home now I wanna be sad alone

Now I wanna be a good boy I don’t wanna be bad
Now I wanna run away from home now I wanna be all alone now

Now I wanna be a good boy I don’t wanna be bad
Now I wanna run away from home now I wanna be on my own

SWALLOW MY PRIDE 2.05

Winter is here and it’s going on two years swallow my pride

And things were looking very grim but they’re looking good again
Swallow my pride

Loose lips sink ships, they say but isn’t it always that way?
Swallow my pride, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Winter is here and it’s going on two years swallow my pride

And things were looking very grim but they’re looking good again
Swallow my pride

Gonna have a real cool time and everything’s gonna be real fine
Swallow my pride, oh yeah

Winter is here and it’s going on two years swallow my pride

And things were looking very grim but they’re looking good again
Swallow my pride

Gonna have a real cool time and everything’s gonna be real fine
Swallow my pride, oh yeah

WHAT’S YOUR GAME 2.34

I know your name I know your game
Sweet Mary Jane you’re quite insane

And all you ever want to be is like the other girls you see
And all you ever want to be is like the other girls you see,
Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah

I know your name I know your game
Sweet Mary Jane you’re quite insane

I know your name I know your game
Sweet Mary Jane you’re quite insane

And all you ever want to be is like the other girls you see
And all you ever want to be is like the other girls you see,
Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah Oh yeah

CALIFORNIA SUN 2.01 (H.Glover/M.Levy)

Well I’m going out west where I belong
Where the days are short and the nights are long

Where they walk and I’ll walk They twist and I’ll twist
They shimmy and I’ll shimmy They fly and I’ll fly
Where they’re out there having fun in the warm California sun

Well, I’m going out west out on the coast
Where the California girls are really the most

Where they walk and I’ll walk They twist and I’ll twist
They shimmy and I’ll shimmy They fly and I’ll fly
Where they’re out there having fun in the warm California sun

Well, the girls are frisky in old ‘Frisco
A pretty little chick wherever you go

And they walk and I’ll walk They twist and I’ll twist
They shimmy and I’ll shimmy They fly and I’ll fly
Where they’re out there having fun in the warm California sun

Where they’re out there having fun in the warm California sun

COMMANDO 1.51

They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Viet Nam

From old Hanoi to East Berlin
Commando – involved again

They do their best, they do what they can
They get them ready for Viet Nam

First rule is: The laws of Germany
Second rule is: Be nice to mommy
Third rule is: Don’t talk to commies
Fourth rule is: Eat kosher salamis

(REPEAT ALL ONCE)

YOU’RE GONNA KILL THAT GIRL 2.39

I saw her walking down the street he jumped down,
he knocked her off her feet and then I knew it was the end of her

He’s gonna kill that girl He’s gonna kill that girl
He’s gonna kill that girl tonight

When I saw her walking down the street my heart stood still and skipped
A beat then he knocked her on the floor but he wanted just a little bit more

He’s gonna kill that girl He’s gonna kill that girl
He’s gonna kill that girl tonight

When I saw her walking down the street my heart stood still and skipped
A beat then he knocked her on the floor but he wanted just a little bit more

I saw her lying on the street he jumped down, he knocked
her off her feet that’s when I knew it was the end of her

He’s gonna kill that girl He’s gonna kill that girl
He’s gonna kill that girl tonight

When I saw her walking down the street my heart stood still and skipped
A beat then he knocked her on the floor but he wanted just a little bit more

YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER OPENED THAT DOOR 1.55

Mama, where’s your little daughter? she’s here, right here on the altar

You should never have opened that door now you’re never gonna see her no more

You don’t know what I can do with this axe chop off your head so you better relax

(REPEAT ALL ONCE)

Blitzkrieg Bop

Ramones, It’s Alive, Ramonesmania, All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 1, Loco Live, Greatest Hits Live, Rock ‘N’ Roll High School – Soundtrack (LIVE), We’re Outta Here! , Anthology

Hey ho let’s go-
They’re forming in a straight line
They’re going through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
The Blitzkrieg Bop
They’re piling in the back seat
They’re generation steam heat
Pulsating to the back beat
The Blitzkrieg Bop
Hey ho let’s go
Shoot’em in the back now
What they want, I don’t know
They’re all reved up and ready to go.

Beat On The Brat

Ramones, Ramonesmania, All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 1, Loco Live, Greatest Hits Live, We’re Outta Here! , Anthology

Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh- oh
What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like this always on your back
What can you do? (lose?)

Judy Is A Punk

Ramones, It’s Alive, All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 1, Loco Live, Anthology

Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades
And oh, I don’t know why
Oh, I don’t know why
Perhaps they’ll die.
Second verse, same as the first
Third verse, different from the first.
Jackie is a punk
Judy is a runt
They both went down to Frisco, joined the Sla
And oh, I don’t know why
Oh, I don’t know why
Perhaps they’ll die.

I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend

Ramones, Ramonesmania, All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 1, Anthology

Hey, little girl
I wanna be your boyfriend
Sweet little girl
I wanna be your boyfriend
Do you love me babe?
What do you say?
Do you love me babe?
What can I say?
Because I wanna be your boyfriend.

Chain Saw

Ramones, It’s Alive, All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 1

Oh, oh, oh
Sitting here with nothin’ to do
Sitting here thinkin’ only of you
But you’ll never get out of there
She’ll never get out of there
Texas chain saw massacre
They took my babe away from me
But she’ll never get out of there
She’ll never get out of there
I don’t care, wohoho
When I saw her on the corner
She told me told me told me told me
She wouldn’t go far
Ooh, now I know I’m so much in love
Cause she’s the only girl that I’m ever thinking of.

Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue

Ramones, It’s Alive, All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 1, Anthology

Now I wanna sniff some glue
Now I wanna have somethin’ to do
All the kids wanna sniff some glue
All kids want somethin’ to do

I Don’t Wanna Go Down To The Basement

Ramones, All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 1, Loco Live (American Press)

Hey, daddy-o
I don’t wanna go down to the basement
There’s somethin’ down there
I don’t wanna go
Hey, Romeo
There’s somethin’ down there
I don’t wanna go down to the basement

Havana Affair

Ramones, It’s Alive, All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 1, Loco Live (American Press)

PT-boat on the way to Havana
I used to make a living, man
Pickin’ the banana
Now I’m a guide for the CIA
Hooray for the USA!
Baby, baby, make me loco
Baby, baby, make me Mambo
Sent to spy on a Cuban talent show
First stop- Havana au go-go
I used to make a living, man
Pickin’ the banana
Hooray for Havana!

Loudmouth

Ramones, All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 1

You’re a loudmouth baby
You better shut it up
I’m gonna beat you up
‘Cause you’re a loudmouth babe.

Listen To My Heart

Ramones, It’s Alive, All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 1, We’re Outta Here!

Next time I’ll listen to my heart
Next time, well I’ll be smart.
That girl could still be mine
But I’m tired of the heart
Tired of tryin’
I’m tired of cryin’.

53rd&3rd

Ramones, All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 1, Greatest Hits Live, We’re Outta Here!, Anthology

If you think you can, well come on man
I was a Green Beret in Viet Nam
No more of your fairy stories
‘Cause I got my other worries.
53rd and 3rd
Standing on the street
53rd and 3rd
I’m tryin’ to turn a trick
53rd and 3rd
You’re the one they never pick
53rd and 3rd
Don’t make you feel sick ?
Then I took out my razor blade
Then I did what God forbade
Now the cops are after me
But I proved that I’m no sissy

Let’s Dance
( Jim Lee )

Ramones, It’s Alive and All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 1

Hey baby won’t you take a chance.
Say that you’ll let me have this dance.

Well let’s dance, let’s dance.
We’ll do the twist, the stomp, the mashed potatoes too,
Any old dance that you wanna do.
Well let’s dance, well let’s dance.

Hey baby yeah you thrill the soul,
Hold me tight, never let me go.

Let’s dance…

Hey baby if you’re all alone
Baby you’ll let me walk you home

Let’s dance…

Hey baby yeah you swing it right.
Yes I know that tonight’s the night.

Let’s dance…
Well let’s dance, well let’s dance

I Don’t Wanna Walk Around With You

Ramones, It’s Alive, All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 1 (LIVE), Loco Live

I don’t wanna walk around with you
I don’t wanna walk around with you
I don’t wanna walk around with you
So why you wanna walk around with me?
I don’t wanna walk around with you.

Today Your Love, Tomorrow The World

Ramones, It’s Alive, All The Stuff (And More) Vol. 1, Loco Live, We’re Outta Here!

I’m a shock trooper in a stupor
Yes I am
I’m a Nazi schatze
Y’know I fight for fatherland
Little German boy
Being pushed around
Little German boy
In A German town

Eins – zwei – drei – vier

Today your love, tomorrow the world.